What is there to really say about oatmeal?
I suppose I owe it thanks for all
The good it does my cholesterol.
But still, that does not encompass how I feel
While munching that mess in my mouth,
Its fiber sending my stomach’s contents south.
It takes very little to prepare
Beyond small oats and water, plus hot air.
Its texture is what seems unique;
Chewing mush takes some technique.
But though oatmeal my doctor recommends,
To Hell it will my taste buds send.